This is Assault!

#1 28-01-2003, 02:02 AM

Hey guys.
Look at what my girlfriend did to my toes. That'll teach me to be a smartarse when i'm a cripple!!!

All the nurse's and hospital staff think i'm queer now!
HELP

Dave

beefaman · #2 28-01-2003, 02:08 AM

Color looks good on you, although slightly darker would do your complexion a world of good!!!

#3 28-01-2003, 02:11 AM

Hehehe Yeah, i reckon i'd make a great Trans! The polish has been on for a week. How long does it take to wear off? Everyone keeps lookin at me funny. My mates always sit as far from me as i can, but it might be my stench. I'll Never now!!!

Dave W · #4 28-01-2003, 02:24 AM

That'll go great with your red high heels

kevinnugent59 · #5 28-01-2003, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kingpin
Look at what my girlfriend did to my toes. That'll teach me to be a smartarse when i'm a cripple!!!

Girlfriend? Suuuure Dave (backs away slowly!).......

Not that there's anything "wrong" with that....

Kevin (straight) Nugent

#6 28-01-2003, 02:43 AM

HAHA very funny.
This is only half of it, the night shift nurses put one of those toenail tatoos on the big toe while i was asleep. The next day they put me on crutches and made me walk up and down various warsds!!!

Here's me watching Breamin2. Note the girlfiriend in the pic, this is proof!!!!
HEHEHE

DAVE

pete s · #7 28-01-2003, 02:53 AM

what colour is it??

looks like ecogear plum

#8 28-01-2003, 03:04 AM

Hey i should get hold of it and use it on my jigheads!
My toes are pretty though aren't they!?!

Just jokes

Dave

SWANK-E · #9 28-01-2003, 03:16 AM

you need pumpkin seed colour with extra sparkles

kevinnugent59 · #10 28-01-2003, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kingpin
This is only half of it, the night shift nurses put one of those toenail tatoos on the big toe while i was asleep. The next day they put me on crutches and made me walk up and down various warsds!!!
Here's me watching Breamin2. Note the girlfiriend in the pic, this is proof!!!!

(This just gets easier and easier!) Suuuuure Dave....

I'd quit while I was ahead, really......

"Excuse me, Miss? Could you lean back here a bit? I want to have someone else in the picture to send my Grandma".

Kevin

p.s. You have a nurse at home too? I think I saw that when that guy in "As Good As It Gets" broke his leg.

Dave W · #11 28-01-2003, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kingpin
HAHA very funny.
This is only half of it, the night shift nurses put one of those toenail tatoos on the big toe while i was asleep. The next day they put me on crutches and made me walk up and down various warsds!!!
Here's me watching Breamin2. Note the girlfiriend in the pic, this is proof!!!!
HEHEHE

DAVE

Didn't know you had a sister sweetie

I bet the nurses loved you - they always want what they can't have

#12 30-01-2003, 10:08 PM

Yeah Yeah.
The nurses did love me. I hell sucked up to them in emergency, and they said they'd put me on the kids ward instead of the general wards, coz that way i'd get free tv and Xbox.
Hehehe, i was the biggest suckhole!

Yeah the gf is my maid, nurse, cleaner, cook, dishwasher, etc. It's awesome, i dont have to do anything. And that includes in the bedroom!!!

Just jokes.
Thanx guys for the laugh.
Dave