Joke

[Bear]

Paul is 33 years old and lives in England, one of the world's poorest
sporting countries.
This once proud nation has fallen to unimaginable lows, well below anything
that you or I could understand.
Almost on a daily basis these people refer to sporting achievements that
occurred nearly forty years ago, we cannot allow this to continue.
There are hundreds of thousands of people like Paul waiting to finally
support an England team that will win.
If you want to help improve the life of a person like Paul become an England
Supporter Sponsor.
As an England Supporter Sponsor, you will receive a photo and details of the
poor unfortunate England supporter you are sponsoring.
We are dedicated to improving the quality of life of the world's poorest
sporting nation.
When you sponsor an England Supporter, the effects of your kindness spread
across the whole community.
You will provide life's essentials like a decent cricket team, a basic
Olympic team, a consistent soccer team, a netball team, non-choking tennis
players, and a rugby team that can win the games that count.
However this will not be a short process, lets face it most of us will be
dead before England have a team to be proud of, but we must try.
You can start sponsoring an England Supporter today by completing an
application.
If you do, you will be linked with an England Supporter instantly.
There are hundreds of thousands of them out there suffering today more than
we will ever know.
We'd like to link you with an England supporter living near you so that they
can learn from your example and if you wish you may specify a preference to
sponsor a cricket or a soccer supporter, as these are the ones in the
greatest need.
Please think about this request thoughtfully, remember all the great
sporting achievements you have witnessed in your life time, many of these
England supporters cannot remember one, just the taste of bitter defeat.

This is your opportunity to make a difference in the world, please don't
ignore their plight.

[pete s]

do you mind if i copy it and send it to some english friends of mine?? im sure they'd appreciate the support