i hunt bream with a pitch fork

[5 Beers Please]

howdy all,
i have been a long time reader of this site and gained much info from this site, so it was about time i joined up .

[Squidgee_Man]

Mmmmmm dont know if you will make many friends with thread titles like this one mate!

[Joey]

What kind of pitch forks do you use?

[Danpachi]

i believe its the new Gulp! pitchfork range
400x more scent dispersion then other pitchforks

[gez]

Originally Posted by Danpachi

i believe its the new Gulp! pitchfork range
400x more scent dispersion then other pitchforks

...they're also great to use in bar-fights....by the time the cops show up, the evidence has biodegraded....

[Justin Boyle]

Originally Posted by gez

...they're also great to use in bar-fights....by the time the cops show up, the evidence has biodegraded....

But there always seems to be a strange smell around

[Wirthy11]

Thats cheating, thats not REAL fighting.

thats how us dedicated sport fighters see using gulp

[gez]

Originally Posted by Wirthy11

Thats cheating, thats not REAL fighting.

thats how us dedicated sport fighters see using gulp

...yeah, but they're a good n easy way for younguns to get into violence

[Danmaso]

what are you on about are you guys stoned?

[Wirthy11]

Originally Posted by gez

...yeah, but they're a good n easy way for younguns to get into violence

And realy, thats what it's all about.

I've even taken a few of my mates (who've never even been in a fight) down to the ghetto, handed them an uzi in banana prawn and just standing back and watching is fun enough for me.

[gez]

Originally Posted by Wirthy11

And realy, thats what it's all about.

I've even taken a few of my mates (who've never even been in a fight) down to the ghetto, handed them an uzi in banana prawn and just standing back and watching is fun enough for me.

...and I've seen grown men that've been scrapping for years all of a sudden pick up an uzi when a decent blade woulda sufficed...why on earth some of 'em would wanna go the pitchfork...or the 'deadstick' as I call it...it's just sad...

[Bear]

I think it's about time some people followed the old saying, 'build a bridge and get over it.'

The old Gulp debate is more than a little tired and more than a little one eyed from some. I don't see the same screaming about the very same brag from Atomic....... Lets move on hey?????

[gez]

Originally Posted by Bear

I think it's about time some people followed the old saying, 'build a bridge and get over it.'

The old Gulp debate is more than a little tired and more than a little one eyed from some. I don't see the same screaming about the very same brag from Atomic....... Lets move on hey?????

...apologies to all gulp enthusiasts...its after midnight here...and bout ta get an hour later...jus' havin lil late night double-entendre fun with a post that otherwise seemed to have no meaning...and still doesnt